In Politics, Candy Is Dandy
As a kid, Valentine's Day was a pretty exhausting experience. I remember being obsessive with each and every card I gave out to classmates. Should I send the mushy one or the generic "I like you" greeting to my crush? Should I go with the knock-knock jokes or the cutesy sayings? What if I pour my heart out in cards but don't get any in return?
Now, just imagine if the presidential candidates had to send out Valentine's Day candy hearts to their sweethearts - or wanna-be sweethearts.
From: Mitt To: Wavering conservative GOP voters
From: Newt To: Media elites living in New York high rises and riding the subway
From: Iowa GOP To: Rick Santorum
From: Obama campaign To: Republican electorate determined to keep this primary going in perpetuity
From: Rick Santorum To: Foster Friess, the man behind the pro-Santorum SuperPAC, Red, White and Blue Fund
From: Ron Paul To: Rand Paul, his son, the KY SEN and potential 2016 nominee
Images: Acme.com Heart Maker